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The beautiful union nobody asked for but everyone's living through. You've got engineers who can build a rocket ship but couldn't sell water in a desert, and marketers who could sell sand in the Sahara but can't tell HTML from a sandwich. Separately, they're useless. Together? Still questionable, but at least now you've got a "vibe startup" where the product barely works and the pitch deck is immaculate.
The real genius move is when one person tries to do both jobs—coding at night, "disrupting industries" during the day, slowly losing their sanity in between. That's the true startup spirit: maximum delusion, minimum resources, infinite coffee.
