Old Programmers Telling War Stories Be Like

Content Them: Al is going to take over the world! The Al: Clipboard Alignm A 1 JAN 2 FEB 3 MAR 4 APR 5 MAY Font Febuary B January Febuary Maruary Apruary Mayuary C

Content When you see someone writing code like this private bool IsEven(int number) if (number 1) return false; else if (number 2) return true; else if (number 3) return false; else if (number 4) return true; else if (number 5) return false; else if (number 6) return true; else if (number 7) return false; else if (number 8) return true; else if (number 9) return false; else if (number 10) return true; else if (number 11) return false; else if (number 12) return true; else if (number 13) return false; else if (number 14) return true; else if (number 15) return false; else if (number 16) return true; But you know that using "return false" as default can shorten that code 2x Everone is stupid except me

Content INHERITANCE Christopher Paolini

Ah yes, ergonomics experts show us the "correct" posture, while actual programmers evolve into liquid cats that somehow maintain consciousness despite having spines that resemble overcooked spaghetti. Nothing says "10,000 hours of coding experience" like achieving a state of physical being that defies several laws of physics and biology. The human body is just a suggestion when you're deep in a debugging session anyway.

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Content Walf walfieee Follow escape room concept: - you are a software engineer - there is a production issue related to a legacy codebase - no one knows how it works - various credentials are scattered around the office on post-it notes -there's some printouts of git diffs - you have an hour to fix this 5:36 am - 18 Jan 2018 6,627 Retweets 14,204 Likes 356 17 6.6K 14K