Old school coding Memes

Ah, the infamous code editor poll where VS Code dominates at 77% while the paper-and-pencil crowd sits at a surprising 12%. These handwritten code warriors aren't just old-school—they're transcendent beings operating at a cosmic level. The rest of us are debugging with breakpoints and syntax highlighting while they're debugging with erasers and somehow still getting PRs approved. Their code review process probably involves carrier pigeons and smoke signals. Either they're time travelers from the 1950s or they've ascended to a higher plane of existence where IDEs are just training wheels for mere mortals. Respect the 12%—they're either completely unhinged or secretly geniuses.

Grandma dev isn't wrong. Modern "software engineering" is often just gluing together 47 npm packages and hoping nothing breaks after the next update. Remember when we actually designed systems instead of just importing half of GitHub? Those were the days when UML diagrams weren't just decorations for PowerPoint presentations and "technical debt" meant more than "I'll fix it later" (narrator: they never did). The old guard remembers when optimization meant squeezing performance out of every byte, not just throwing more AWS instances at the problem.