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Four years of algorithm analysis, data structures, and discrete mathematics just to ask if you want ketchup with that. The job market's so saturated that your resume with "proficient in 12 programming languages" is now being used to wrap burgers. Still paying off student loans with minimum wage while the CS dropout who made a silly app about cats is now worth millions. The ultimate stack overflow.

When you name your variable "UUID" but you're literally BEGGING the universe to give you a hash collision. Like, sweetie, that's not how universally unique identifiers work, but go off I guess! 💅 Someone out there really looked at their license plate options and thought "you know what would be hilarious? Tempting fate by claiming my car is a UUID." Now every time they park, they're basically daring another car with the exact same plate to show up. The probability is astronomically low (like 1 in 5.3 undecillion for a proper UUID), but with a vanity plate? Baby, you just INCREASED those odds to "definitely happening at the DMV." The sheer AUDACITY of flexing uniqueness while driving around in a mass-produced Audi. Chef's kiss. 👨‍🍳💋

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