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Content Me: I am good at C. Interviewer: Then write "Hello World" using C. Me: Hell - o, world!

The code is literally importing a module called wtf_am_i_doing with a goto statement in Python. That's the programming equivalent of bringing a chainsaw to perform surgery. Python deliberately avoided including goto because it's considered harmful to code structure - yet someone created an entire package to reintroduce this programming sin. And then used it to create spaghetti code that jumps around like a caffeinated squirrel. The execution flow is completely unhinged - we start at main() , jump to 'start' , print a message, jump to 'middle' , print another message, then jump to 'end' . It's like watching someone solve a maze by tunneling through the walls instead of following the path. The worst part? It actually works. This is the kind of code that makes senior developers wake up screaming at night.

Ah, the classic "sleeping peacefully until cloud costs jolt you awake" nightmare! This cat sleeps through earthquakes, thunderstorms, and even alien attacks, but shoots wide awake in pure terror when remembering there's a forgotten cloud instance still running somewhere, silently draining your bank account at $0.25/hour. Nothing triggers fight-or-flight response in a developer quite like realizing you spun up that "temporary" GPU instance three weeks ago and forgot to shut it down. That sudden 3am realization is scarier than any horror movie!

Content I can't have a whitespace error because I'm using dark mode HE

Content C.E.O How is it going, Tony? Project manager Steve walks in Hi, Tony Developer have this headache that comes and goes Developer There it is again

Content Yay! I wrote a program that never loses at tic-tac-toe! Ok, but why are the "if's nested more than four times? The user can only move five times in a game In case the user wants to play again Ah THEJENKINSCOMIC