Life Is Empty Now

Hobby project Side-project Existential crisis Developer life github Coding addiction Project completion Empty void What now

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Life Is Empty Now

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That hollow feeling when you finally finish the side project you've been obsessing over for months. The void stares back at you as you realize you've got nothing left to debug at 2AM. What now? Start another project that will consume your soul, or actually get some sleep for once? Who are we kidding—you're already opening a new GitHub repo.

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