Ah, the prehistoric era of 2004, when "version control" meant keeping folders named "project_final", "project_final_v2", and "project_final_ACTUALLY_FINAL_I_SWEAR". This poor soul just discovered that a single cursor operation can obliterate four months of work because apparently saving multiple copies across 17 flash drives wasn't enough. The real tragedy? They're asking how to back up their work after the digital apocalypse. It's like asking about fire safety while your house is already ash.