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The Four Stages Of Code Grief

The Four Stages Of Code Grief
THE HORROR! THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY! Opening your old code is like discovering a crime scene where YOU were the criminal! Four stages of grief in one meme - shock, denial, bargaining, and finally that soul-crushing moment of clarity when you realize that monstrosity was YOUR creation. The worst part? Future you will look at today's code with the EXACT SAME EXPRESSION. It's the circle of shame that keeps on giving!

Never Write Funny Comments

Never Write Funny Comments
The special kind of shame that comes from encountering your own "hilarious" code comments years later. That moment when past-you thought "// This function is held together by duct tape and prayers" was comedy gold, but present-you just stares in silent judgment wondering what kind of sleep-deprived monster wrote that. The code probably still works though, so... mission accomplished?

What Was I Thinking

What Was I Thinking
Opening that GitHub repo after half a year feels like deep-sea archaeology. The code is some ancient artifact, buried under 3775.6 meters of mental context you've completely forgotten. You stare at your own comments thinking "What kind of sleep-deprived maniac wrote this?" before realizing it was you, at 2AM, fueled by energy drinks and misplaced confidence. The worst part? That brilliant architecture you were so proud of now looks like someone let a neural network write code after training it exclusively on Stack Overflow answers from 2011.