Never Touch Working Program

Legacy code Technical debt Clean code Spaghetti code user interface Refactoring Code maintenance Software development

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Never Touch Working Program

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The eternal wrestling match between your beautiful interface and the horrifying spaghetti code that powers it. Sure, the user sees that polished UI smiling confidently, but behind the scenes? Pure chaos holding everything together by sheer luck. That's why we all live by the sacred commandment: "If it works, don't touch it." Because the moment you try to "clean up" that tangled mess, the whole thing collapses faster than a house of cards in a hurricane.

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