Three Stages Of Debugging

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The smiling man claiming "PROGRAMMING ISN'T STRESSFUL AT ALL" is actually Harold, who's only 22 years old. That's not a typo—his face just aged 40 years from debugging race conditions and fixing merge conflicts at 3 AM. The coffee cup isn't holding coffee anymore; it's pure anxiety with a splash of desperation. His smile says "everything's fine" but his eyes scream "I've seen things... terrible things... like production code without comments."

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The legendary "one more bug" lie that's haunted developers since COBOL was cool. Your colleague says they're "almost done" with that quick fix, and suddenly you've aged 84 years waiting for the PR. That "simple bug" unleashed a Lovecraftian nightmare of dependency conflicts, undocumented features, and spaghetti code from 2003. The best part? When they finally emerge from their debugging trance, they'll say "that was weird" and move on while you've lost half your lifespan and most of your hair.

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