I Just Want A Normal Browser

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2 months ago 232,696 views 1 shares

I Just Want A Normal Browser

browser-memes, chromium-memes, ai-memes, tech-memes, innovation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Browser vendors these days are in an abusive relationship with their users. One hand choking you with "VC FUNDED INNOVATION" (aka whatever shiny feature will please investors), while the other smacks you with "USELESS AI FEATURE" nobody asked for. Meanwhile, poor Chromium is just sitting there as the foundation that actually makes everything work. The modern browser experience in a nutshell: "Here's your RAM-devouring browser with 57 AI assistants that can't figure out how to load a simple webpage without crashing!"

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