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My Code

late-night-coding-memes, debugging-memes, code-quality-memes, programmer-life-memes, sleep-deprivation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

HOLY CAFFEINE OVERLOAD! Ever written code at 4AM thinking you've created a MAJESTIC DRAGON of elegant algorithms, only to wake up at 10AM and discover it's actually just a sad little lizard crawling on a plastic toy castle? 😂 That late-night coding euphoria is a dangerous drug - making you believe you're crafting digital masterpieces when you're really just slapping together spaghetti code that future-you will absolutely despise. The 4AM-to-10AM transformation is the greatest reality check in programming history!

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