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Spend millions on microservices, Kubernetes clusters, and 17 different AWS services that require a team of 30 DevOps engineers to maintain... or just get a cat to knock it all down in 5 seconds flat. The ultimate chaos engineer doesn't need a certification—just some catnip and a grudge against your uptime. Billion-dollar infrastructure vs. one fluffy boi. We all know who wins that battle.

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That awkward moment when you're Googling "worst coding practices to avoid" and suddenly your entire codebase is being described in painful detail. Nothing quite matches the existential dread of realizing you're not reading a list of mistakes—you're reading your autobiography. The side-eye puppet perfectly captures that moment of horrific self-awareness when Stack Overflow basically says "you know that thing you're doing? Yeah, don't do that." Bonus points if you find your exact implementation labeled as "Example of what NOT to do."

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Floating point arithmetic: where 0.1 + 0.2 = 0.30000000000000004 but 0.2 + 0.3 = 0.5 exactly. It's like your computer is secretly trolling you with binary representation limitations while pretending to understand decimal math. The mental breakdown with math equations plastered everywhere is the perfect visualization of a developer's soul after spending 3 hours debugging what should be simple arithmetic. Fixed point looking real attractive right now...