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You know that compilation progress bar is lying to you, right? It says 22 seconds remaining, but your brain refuses to accept this as reality. Instead of waiting like a normal human being, you immediately alt-tab to check Slack, browse Reddit, reorganize your desktop icons, refactor a completely unrelated function, or start a philosophical debate about tabs vs spaces. Four minutes later, you realize the build finished 3 minutes and 38 seconds ago and now you've completely forgotten what you were even testing. The worst part? If the build actually took 4 minutes upfront, you'd grab coffee and feel productive. But those 22 seconds? They trigger some primal impatience that makes waiting physically impossible.

GitHub Copilot with Grok 4 integration is now searching Twitter for Elon Musk's hot takes before writing your React to-do app. Because nothing says "enterprise-grade software" like basing your code on the midnight tweets of a billionaire. Next feature: Copilot will check your horoscope before deciding on your database schema.

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