First date of programmer

Content Product owner change request 2 days before launch fucking devs!

Content QUICK CHAT? 2 HOURS LATER

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Content Vishal VishalMalvi My gym instructor told me to stop drinking coffee. As a developer, how I can Stop drinking coffee. So I stopped going to the Gym

First frame: Raging at a linter suggestion to replace new String().getClass() with String.class because "nobody writes code like this." Second frame: Complete attitude reversal after hearing why the rule exists, suddenly claiming to have "seen such things 11 times, as a matter of fact." The duality of developers: loudly rejecting best practices until the moment they realize they've been writing garbage code their entire career. Then suddenly they were the code quality champion all along! The mental gymnastics deserve an Olympic gold medal.

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