Programming exams Memes

Ah, the classic academic bait-and-switch. Class: "Here's how to shift an automatic car." Homework: "Now try this manual transmission." Exams: "Pilot this entire spacecraft with no prior training and save humanity." Ten years into my career and I'm still waiting for someone to explain why I needed to implement a red-black tree from scratch when in reality I just Google "how to center a div" every other day.

Your brain during normal life: fully operational. Your brain during exams: Segmentation fault (core dumped) . That moment when your mental RAM decides to crash precisely when you need to access that function you memorized last night. Just like in C programming, your neural pointers are suddenly pointing to restricted memory addresses. The system administrator upstairs has clearly deployed a faulty update.