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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Memory access Memes

Posts tagged with Memory access

Memory Access Violation During Critical Operations

Programming C++ Algorithms Debugging Testing
9 days ago 55.7K views 0 shares
Memory Access Violation During Critical Operations
Your brain during normal life: fully operational. Your brain during exams: Segmentation fault (core dumped) . That moment when your mental RAM decides to crash precisely when you need to access that function you memorized last night. Just like in C programming, your neural pointers are suddenly pointing to restricted memory addresses. The system administrator upstairs has clearly deployed a faulty update.

The Last Segmentation Fault

C++ Programming Debugging
25 days ago 73.3K views 0 shares
The Last Segmentation Fault
Oh. My. GOD. When your C++ code crashes for the 47th time today and you've ABSOLUTELY HAD IT! ๐Ÿ”ซ For the uninitiated, a segmentation fault is that soul-crushing error when your program tries to access memory it has NO BUSINESS touching - like that ex you promised to never contact again. It's the computer's way of saying "I'm not just disappointed, I'm FURIOUS with your life choices." The sheer DRAMA of threatening your computer with violence after it dares to segfault again is just *chef's kiss*. Like honey, that computer didn't write that null pointer - YOU DID! ๐Ÿ’…

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