Meetings Suck, Productivity Rocks

Meetings Developers Productivity Work culture Headphones Interruptions Developer life Coding time

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9 months ago 182,699 views 1 shares

Meetings Suck, Productivity Rocks

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The instant transformation from dead-inside to pure joy when a meeting gets canceled is the most authentic developer emotion ever captured. That precious hour you just got back? That's not "catch up on emails" time—that's "finally fix that cursed bug without someone asking for a status update every 15 minutes" time. The headphones stay on either way because they're not just for music—they're the universal symbol for "I'm in the zone, interrupt me and I'll rewrite your Git history."

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