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Content Richard's guide to software development 4 80 HOW THE SOFTWARE IS DESIGNED, 14 HOW MUCH TIME HAS TO BE SPENT ON EACH PART. HOW THE SOFTWARE LOOKS BEFORE THE BETA TEST. HOW THE SOFTWARE AOVERTISED. WHAT THE CUSTOMER REALLY WANTED. Sandra and Woo by Oliver Knrzer (writer) and Powree (artist) - www.sandraandwoo.com HOW THE SOFTWARE LOOKS TWO VERSIONS LATER HOW THE SOFTWARE LOOKS AfTER THE BETA TEST. I STILL Like YOU ANYWAY.

OH. MY. GOD. The government is literally HEMORRHAGING money on VSCode licenses that are FREE FOR EVERYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET! 💸💸💸 Imagine being the poor soul who authorized payment for 250 VSCode licenses when only 33 people are using them... and VSCode is literally FREE and OPEN SOURCE! This is tax dollars evaporating faster than my will to live during a Monday morning standup! 😱 But wait, it gets better! Those 5 cybersecurity licenses for 20K seats when they only have 15K employees? That's like buying a mansion for your pet rock! I simply cannot with this level of bureaucratic chaos! 🤦‍♀️

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The floating-point rebellion we never knew we needed! This is basically every numerical computation specialist screaming into the void about IEEE 754's dark secrets. That beautiful moment when 0.1 + 0.2 != 0.3 and your financial calculations are suddenly off by millions. The binary representation at the bottom is the computer's way of saying "I'm doing my best with the bits you gave me!" And that ternary operator nightmare at the end? Pure assembly-level wizardry that makes checking if a float is valid look like someone had a seizure on the keyboard. No wonder embedded systems developers have trust issues. Meanwhile, integer purists sit in the corner smugly whispering "I told you so" while clutching their fixed-point implementations.

Left side: a perfectly normal binary tree data structure where each node has at most two children. Right side: literally the same tree but with a pride flag background and suddenly it's "non-binary." The punchline works on multiple levels - it's both a play on computer science terminology and gender identity terminology. The tree didn't change at all, just its presentation. Kinda like how we've been using the same algorithms for decades but keep rebranding them as revolutionary breakthroughs.