Learning Code Vs. Forgetting Code

The only relationship more unattainable than a real-life romance? The mythical RTX 5090 graphics card that doesn't even exist yet. While she's fantasizing about wedding bells, he's mentally rendering his future gaming setup with physically impossible frame rates. The perfect couple - both equally delusional about things that aren't coming anytime soon. At least the GPU won't ask why you spent all night "debugging" when you were actually playing Elden Ring.

Content Is this so called "self documenting" code in the room with us right now?

When AWS says AI is writing 75% of their production code, but then your critical system crashes and "Claude" responds with Elmo surrounded by hellfire. Future of tech, folks! Welcome to 2025 where we've replaced human panic with algorithmic chaos. The best part? The AI doesn't even have the decency to lie and say "we're looking into it" – just enthusiastic agreement while everything burns. Guess this is what happens when your debugging process is just vibing with the void.

The eternal struggle between Junior Devs who've just discovered the hot new framework and Senior Devs who've survived 17 framework migrations already. That clenched fist isn't for punching—it's from the physical pain of hearing "let's rewrite everything" for the 5th time this year. The SrDev's face perfectly captures that special mix of trauma, exhaustion, and "I will end you if you suggest Angular 17 when we just finished migrating to Vue." Nothing says "experienced developer" like the thousand-yard stare of someone who knows exactly how many production bugs that migration will cause.

Content You asking a stupid question A thoughtful stackoverflow answer that doesn't belittle the question

Ah, the circle of programming life! C gives you the keys to memory kingdom but expects you to be an adult about it. JavaScript is that friend who keeps borrowing money but swears they'll pay you back (narrator: they won't). Java brings JavaScript's problems to your smartwatch, toaster, and 2.99 billion other devices. Meanwhile, Go is the neat freak roommate who follows you around with a dustpan, and Haskell won't even touch memory until you explicitly acknowledge its existence. And then there's Rust, where your strings mysteriously disappear because some function decided "ownership" means "yoink, mine now!" The only thing leaking more than these languages is my will to continue debugging them.