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I Just Mute All Notifications

I Just Mute All Notifications
That magical moment when your brain finally deciphers a complex bug—and suddenly your PM materializes with their "quick 2-minute call" request. You know damn well those 2 minutes will turn into a 45-minute feature planning session that completely derails your train of thought. And just like that, the elegant solution evaporates from your mind like morning dew. Classic project management timing that's more precise than an atomic clock—they can sense when you're about to be productive.

There Goes My Extremely Focused Coding Session

There Goes My Extremely Focused Coding Session
Nothing kills the coding flow state quite like a surprise standup with the CEO. One minute you're blissfully wrestling with AngularJS dependencies, finally getting that service to inject properly, and the next you're frantically trying to remember what you actually accomplished yesterday besides "investigating solutions" (aka Stack Overflow rabbit holes). The sheer panic of having to translate "I spent 6 hours fixing a bug caused by a missing semicolon" into corporate speak while the CEO watches is the true horror of modern development. Bonus anxiety points if you've been secretly refactoring the codebase because whoever wrote it originally should be banned from touching a keyboard.

Uninterrupted Work

Uninterrupted Work
The eternal programmer's fantasy: "uninterrupted deep work." This poor soul finally carves out time to enter the mythical flow state, only to be immediately bombarded with notifications from every department imaginable. Manager needs an "urgent" call (it's never urgent), QA has an "ASAP" request (it can wait), Design wants a "quick call" (nothing is ever quick), and HR needs "5 mins" (which is corporate-speak for "30 minutes minimum"). The final panel showing the programmer banging their head against the laptop is the most realistic code documentation I've ever seen. This isn't a meme—it's a documentary of our daily suffering.