Me Vs Client: The Small Change Apocalypse

Client-requests Scope creep Rewrite Project management Small change Code refactoring Feature creep Developer life Client-communication

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Me Vs Client: The Small Change Apocalypse

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The AUDACITY of clients to call their soul-crushing, architecture-destroying requests "just a small change"! 💀 Meanwhile, there I am, completely rewriting the entire codebase, questioning my career choices, and contemplating a new life as a goat farmer because their "tiny tweak" just demolished three weeks of work. The look on my face says it all - this is my villain origin story in four panels! That helpless shrug at the end? That's me accepting my fate while my git history weeps in the background.

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