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Content Instead of ragging every time someone asks you to fix their printer... Explain them that even tho both are medics, you wouldn't ask an anaesthesiologist to fix you sight problems. With ITs is the same; and sadly fixing printers is not your speciality. imghlip.com

When your operating system manual casually transitions from "Having Children" to "Watching Your Children Die" in the process management section, you know you're dealing with some dark humor. The meme brilliantly plays on the parallel between human relationships and computer processes. In Unix/Linux systems, a parent process "forks" to create child processes, and sometimes has to "kill" them or watch them "die" when they misbehave. That section on "Killing Yourself" is just process termination, but out of context? Pure psychopath energy. No wonder developers stare blankly into the void sometimes—we're just following the documentation.