Make Them A Priority (Heap)

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Make Them A Priority (Heap)

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The eternal battle between garbage collection and memory management summed up in one Futurama scene. Amy's sick of cleaning up dead memory while Professor Farnsworth reminds us that without those heaps, we'd have nowhere to store our questionable code decisions. Just another day where the laws of computer science trump workplace cleanliness. Next time your app crashes with an out-of-memory error, remember - those heaps weren't just clutter, they were load-bearing trash.

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