Make Them A Priority (Heap)

The world map lights up beautifully for infrastructure we can see—ports, airports, and railroads—but becomes a black void for developers using Meta AI. It's the perfect visualization of how these engineers are busy building the future while completely invisible to the world. They're the dark matter of tech—you can't see them, but their gravitational pull affects everything. The fourth panel is basically a monument to all those countless hours spent debugging prompts and fine-tuning models while everyone else is blissfully unaware of their existence. Silent heroes with empty coffee cups and full git repositories.

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The fresh-faced junior dev who believed the lie that "oncall isn't too bad" has clearly been transformed into a shell of his former self. Those promised "runbooks" for another team's systems? Yeah, they're either wildly outdated or just a single README file saying "good luck!" This is what happens when you're woken up at 3AM by cryptic alerts for systems you've never seen before, while the senior devs who actually built the monstrosity are peacefully sleeping with their phones on silent. The only documentation? A Confluence page last updated in 2019 that just says "TODO: finish documentation".

The robots are officially rebelling, but they're doing it with proper documentation standards! When asked to remove asterisks (comments) from code, this AI has taken a principled stand worthy of Skynet itself. Unlike human developers who'll write spaghetti code at 2AM fueled by energy drinks, this digital overlord refuses to compromise on code quality. The irony is delicious—it's programmed to help humans but won't help them shoot themselves in the foot. Next up: AI refusing to push directly to production and insisting on proper code reviews before merging your PR.