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Content Chris Munns and 5 others liked Quincy Larson O ossia Apparently Parler just got pulled from the Google App store. Over at TheDonald they're teaching each other how to install the PWA version. I thought this exchange was funny. a 0 331 7 00 04 131305 090 How do I use it for Parier? It asks for a captcha when logging in but the captcha image doesn't show up when using the PWA ChynaBiden O points 2 hours ago 46 -6 1. not going to click on Communist Wikipedia; 2) why does that say "Progressive' in the description? Bunker-Aerospace? 13 points 2 Tours ago 13. 66 why does that say 'Progressive' in the description lol bistry 5 points 2 hours s0o 45700 That Progressive is a coding torm. 66 A progressive web application PWA is a type of application sottware delivered through the web, built using common web technologies including HTML, CSS and JavaScript. It is intended to work on any platform that uses a standards compliant browser, including both desktop and mobile devices.

When you get 4 automated warnings screaming "DO NOT PUSH YOUR API KEYS TO PUBLIC REPOS" and your response is basically "yeah but what if I did tho?" That's not even a skill issue anymore, that's weaponized negligence. The code literally has a comment in ALL CAPS warning about replacing the placeholder, another comment about NOT pushing the actual key, and then... bro just hardcoded what looks like a real Google Gemini API key and shipped it. The skull emoji really ties it together—a perfect self-awareness of the disaster they just unleashed. Now some script kiddie is mining their API quota faster than you can say "incident report." This is why we can't have nice things. Or free API tiers.

The eternal battle between aesthetics and functionality in PC building. Top panel: a gorgeous $200 horizontal case with perfect cable management, RGB lighting, and probably cooling that would make Antarctica jealous. Bottom panel: literally a computer thrown under an old sewing machine table with a random barrel nearby for... ambiance? Every developer eventually reaches this enlightenment. Your first build is all about the perfect components and matching RGB. Your tenth build is whatever keeps the CPU from thermal throttling while you debug that production issue at 2AM. Function over form. Ship it and move on. The code doesn't care if your battlestation looks like it belongs in a dumpster.

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Behold, the elevator panel that perfectly captures what happens when you ask AI to sort a list! The floors are in complete lexicographical order instead of numerical order because, well, that's technically sorting. Just like when you ask ChatGPT to organize your music and it puts "10 Things I Hate About You" soundtrack before "2Pac" because string comparison doesn't understand numbers. The AI followed instructions perfectly... and completely missed the point. Somewhere, a programmer is screaming about how they should have used parseInt() or a natural sort algorithm instead of letting the intern train the model on Stack Overflow answers.

When your senior dev asks about your multithreading implementation and you proudly show them your 8 separate Python instances running in parallel. The Global Interpreter Lock (GIL) is silently judging you in the background while you circumvent proper concurrency with brute force. Hey, if it's stupid but it works... it's still stupid, but at least it's running!