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THE ABSOLUTE CHAOS of JavaScript frameworks! First you're learning Next.js and feeling all smart, then someone mentions Nest.js and your brain short-circuits. "Wait, did I hear that wrong?" NOPE! They're COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! And just when you've sorted those two out—BOOM—Nuxt.js crashes the party! By the fourth panel, your soul has left your body and you're questioning every life decision that led you to web development. The JavaScript ecosystem is basically a cruel practical joke where they just add and remove letters to frameworks to watch developers slowly lose their sanity! 🙃

When someone recommends their own library to you on Twitter and you just awkwardly say "thanks I'll check it out" knowing full well you'll never look at it. The TypeScript equivalent of nodding politely while backing away slowly. Classic developer social interaction in the wild.

Behold! The MYTHICAL CREATURE known as the "entry-level developer" according to job listings! 🙄 You want to break into tech? HONEY, PLEASE! First, master 17 programming languages, 3 cloud platforms, every database known to mankind, and while you're at it, BUILD AN OPERATING SYSTEM FROM SCRATCH! The audacity of HR expecting you to wear a "Full Stack Developer" hoodie while carrying a "@SeniorDeveloper" bag and being SURROUNDED by tech logos that would make even a 20-year veteran break into a cold sweat! Entry level position: Must know JavaScript, TypeScript, Python, C#, Ruby, Angular, Node.js, AWS, GCP, Oracle, SQL Server, MySQL, PostgreSQL, Docker, Kotlin, Swift... and we're offering a WHOPPING $15/hour! But there's free coffee in the break room, so... TOTALLY WORTH IT, RIGHT?! 💅

When your crush finally gets your programming jokes! The pinnacle of romance in 2024 - finding someone who not only tolerates your ternary operator references but actually responds with proper syntax enthusiasm. Finding a partner who understands the difference between ?: and ? : spacing is rarer than bug-free code on the first commit. The "we're so synced" message is basically the equivalent of discovering you both use the same code formatter without fighting about it. True love isn't dead, it's just conditionally rendered.

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