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Spent 3 weeks crafting pristine code with perfect test coverage and documentation that would make Clean Code's author weep tears of joy... only for the junior dev to refactor it into an eldritch horror during their first week. The calm smile while everything burns? That's the acceptance phase of grief after seeing your git blame light up with someone else's name. The real tragedy? No code review process could have prevented this massacre.

That skeleton isn't just decorative—it's the developer who filed the ticket three months ago. Medium priority means "we'll get to it after the heat death of the universe." Meanwhile, the poor soul has been waiting so long they've decomposed to bones, still dutifully checking for updates every morning. The headphones are a nice touch... gotta stay on Spotify while you wait for eternity. Welcome to enterprise IT, where your urgent bug fix competes with "change the button color" tickets that somehow got marked as P1.

Content Coding In Style Commits When the code is committed to a source control system, a comment needs to be provided. Some systems make it mandatory. This comment has multiple purposes: make it clear what the change was about allow in the future to look at the history in case the issue is found again -allows to inspect the code at each line level to see who changed the code by using Blame option -allows to inspect the code to see why it was added In case you never used it, Blame option is accessed by long clicking "Show the Version Editor" V Comparison Blame doming coX It allows you to find who wrote each line of code, in other words find somebody to blame for bad code. Lots of times, that person is actually you. Syntax Single line comments start with . It is supposed to be used for short comments Multiple line comments starting with and ending with Swift allows the comments to be embedded, so the following is a valid code: 38

Squinting at "LLM Token Pricing" with confusion, then putting on glasses to see "Microtransaction For Devs" with sudden clarity. That moment when you realize OpenAI isn't selling you API access—they're selling you the gaming industry's most hated business model. "That'll be $0.002 per token to debug your code. Want to generate an entire function? That's the premium package, buddy." Next they'll be selling loot boxes with random completions. "Congratulations! You got three hallucinations and a refused response!"

The global tech economy in one Spongebob meme. American devs living in cardboard boxes after their jobs got shipped overseas, while developers in India/Eastern Europe are living like royalty earning $15/hour. Meanwhile, the C-suite congratulates themselves on "optimizing workforce costs" while their app crashes in production because nobody documented the legacy codebase. The circle of tech life continues...

Content Me: Do I need a semicolon? C: Yes. Python: No. Javascript: Well yes, but actually no