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Content So I was going to make fun of my friend for using British spelling on his site, but when I went to take a screenshot, "behavior" no longer had a "u" I had to check my system's language settings TWICE before I realized the british spelling was just a 50 RNG( count GG LVL 8 3,015 3,500 Preferences - Textbox Behaviour Custom Elements Console Sources Network op count stat nretl I PrefsPage.tsx X 102 103 104 105 106 107 let maybel, setMaybeU useState(" useEffect( ( ) if(Math.random( ) 0.5) setMaybeU('u); , 1) 10:43 PM Feb 26, 2023 14.9K Views 27 Retweets 1 Quote 589 Likes 10 Bookmarks ProdrammerHumor.io

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The joke that haunts multithreaded nightmares! This is a twisted take on the classic knock-knock joke, but with a programming punchline about race conditions. For the uninitiated souls: a race condition is when two threads access shared data simultaneously and the outcome depends on which one finishes first—essentially chaos incarnate. The brilliance here is that "Ray" interrupts before the expected "Race condition who?" response can complete—perfectly demonstrating how race conditions wreck expected program flow. It's basically what happens when your code's timing is about as reliable as a weather forecast.

Content Graeme Coleman graemecoleman Hello, my name is Graeme, I have a PhD in computing, and I am a senior accessibility consultant, but when I want to type "" on a Windows laptop I go to Beyonc's Wikipedia page and copypaste the letter from there. 9:41 PM 20 Feb 19 Twitter Web Client

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