I Love My Country's Job Market

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The Rust compiler is basically that one friend who won't let you leave the house until you've triple-checked that you turned off the stove, locked all 17 doors, and signed a legally binding document promising not to do anything stupid! 💀 Your sanity? GONE. Evaporated into thin air while you fight with the borrow checker for the 47th time today. But hey, at least your code won't have memory leaks or segfaults! That's right, sweetie - the compiler basically forces you to write perfect code or it will absolutely refuse to compile. The DRAMA of it all! Worth it? Maybe. But not before you've questioned every life choice that led you to programming in the first place.

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Ah, the classic tech job posting time paradox! They want 3 years of Python experience but only 2 years of total work experience, while simultaneously requiring 6 years of experience that should also be 3 years. And let's not forget the location must be Chandigarh, which is... wait for it... Chandigarh. This is the corporate equivalent of asking someone to be a 25-year-old with 30 years of experience. Recruiters living in their own quantum reality where time is merely a suggestion. Next they'll be asking for 5 years experience in a framework released last Tuesday.

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