Literally Any New Task Looks Like This

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Literally Any New Task Looks Like This

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The sacred dev cycle: Junior asks how to do something, Senior says "read the docs," and the docs are just two arrows pointing at LEGO pieces. Perfect summary of technical documentation everywhere—either non-existent, outdated, or so minimalist it might as well be hieroglyphics. The worst part? Seniors genuinely believe those two arrows contain all the wisdom of the universe. Meanwhile, the junior's frantically Googling "how to understand documentation that doesn't explain anything" and preparing their StackOverflow question that'll get immediately closed as "too broad."

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