Developer tribalism Memes

The duality of programmer tribalism in its natural habitat! Notice how devs will respectfully kneel in solidarity when someone trashes a language they don't care about. "Oh no! Anyway..." But criticize their precious language? Suddenly they're storming the Capitol of your Twitter thread with tactical keyboards and compiled arguments. "HOW DARE YOU SAY PYTHON IS SLOW? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I BUILT AN ENTIRE MICROSERVICE THAT RUNS IN JUST UNDER 17 MINUTES!" The language wars continue, and the only casualties are rational discussions and Stack Overflow comment sections.

Ah, the programming language holy wars in their natural habitat! One innocent soul announces "I like Python" while the rest of the room erupts into chaos. JavaScript zealots scream it's the only solution, Java fans hate on Python (the "snake"), and Rust evangelists preach superiority like it's a religion. Meanwhile, in the corner, sweating profusely, we have the ABAP and COBOL programmers just trying to exist without getting murdered. They're the true survivors of the programming ecosystem - maintaining legacy systems while the cool kids fight over who has the shiniest new toy. The perfect representation of developer tribalism. We'll fight to the death over syntax preferences while the mainframe folks quietly keep the world's financial systems running on 60-year-old tech.