Polyglot programming Memes

The dream of using multiple programming languages in one project quickly turned into a nightmare! These devs summoned the unholy "Omni Mascot" - a cursed amalgamation of language mascots (Python's snake, Rust's crab, and Java's coffee cup). Instead of peaceful polyglot programming, they created an abomination that required immediate destruction via baseball bat and ritual burning. This is basically what happens when you try to integrate Python's dynamic typing with Rust's borrow checker and Java's verbose OOP in the same codebase. The dependency conflicts alone would make anyone reach for a blunt object.