Stand Proud: Old School vs AI Slop

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Stand Proud: Old School vs AI Slop

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OH MY GOD, the AUDACITY of this little brother making actual GAMES from SCRATCH while the rest of us are just gluing together AI libraries like absolute PEASANTS! 😱

The sheer BETRAYAL of watching your sibling learn Java and pixel art while you're trapped in NextJS dependency hell! But secretly? You're INSANELY proud because that kid is learning programming the hard way - building everything from the ground up instead of just importing someone else's solution.

Your brother might be coding like it's 2005, but he's developing ACTUAL skills while you're just another AI-prompt engineer waiting for ChatGPT to fix your bugs. The future is his, and you know it!

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