Knowledge Transfer

Knowledge transfer Quitting documentation Technical debt Onboarding Developer life Corporate Spaghetti code Legacy code Handover

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Knowledge Transfer

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The "knowledge transfer" session that happens when a developer gives their two weeks notice is basically just corporate theater. That frantic pointing at undocumented spaghetti code while trying to explain six years of technical debt in five meetings? Pure comedy gold. The best part is pretending anyone will remember any of it after you're gone. Spoiler alert: they won't. They'll just blame everything that breaks on "that guy who left" for the next three years.

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