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Ah, the elusive "Vibe Code Cleanup Specialist" – the job title nobody asked for but suddenly everyone has on LinkedIn! What started as a joke has clearly reached pandemic proportions. It's like watching evolution happen in real-time, except instead of developing opposable thumbs, developers are developing increasingly nebulous job titles. From Finland to Colombia, these brave pioneers are fighting the good fight against... bad vibes in your codebase? Is this what happens when HR and engineering have one too many happy hours together? Next week they'll be "Quantum Refactoring Shamans" and "Legacy Code Exorcists." Remember when we just called ourselves "developers" and cried silently into our keyboards? Simpler times.

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This meme perfectly captures the soul-crushing reality of developer life. When you tell someone outside tech that you "have tickets," they immediately think you're going to some amazing concert. Meanwhile, you're actually drowning in an endless backlog of Jira tickets that multiply faster than rabbits on energy drinks. The look of disappointment when reality hits is universal - no, Karen, I'm not seeing Taylor Swift this weekend, I'm fixing that bug that's been "highest priority" for the last three sprints. The only concert I'm attending is the symphony of keyboard clicks at 2 AM while I question my career choices.

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When you ask for a 32-bit integer but the judge gives you a signed one. That ~32,768 years sentence is suspiciously close to 2^15, which is exactly what happens when you overflow a signed 16-bit integer. The criminal probably wanted an unsigned int that goes up to 65,535, but instead got the negative range too. Classic rookie mistake. Should've specified the data type in the plea bargain.

The AUDACITY of these people! Your coworkers are just casually hitting that AI slop pull request button like it's a free candy dispenser while you're over here DYING inside! 😤 They're submitting code that was clearly written by ChatGPT's questionable cousin, with variable names like 'finalFinalActuallyFinalV2' and functions that look like they were written during a fever dream. But the worst part? You can't PROVE it! You're just sitting there, eye twitching, watching your git history become a graveyard of AI-generated monstrosities while management praises them for their "productivity." The betrayal! The horror! The absolute DRAMA of modern development!