Knowledge Is Never Enough

Content Stephen Gower As someone who has been developing websites since NCSA Mosaic was the only browser available, I'd just like to say that I'm really fcking tired of all the smart assholes out there continuously developing entirely new ways to build web applications. It started simple enough, just html and javascript. Then Cold Fusion. Then java applets. Then java servlets. Then 5 or 6 different Java application servers, EJBs, JSP, struts, XSLT, PHP. But screw all of that. We need Spring. No wait, we need Ruby.and Rails. Wait, we need Query. screw Query. We need AngularJs, and Backbone, and Ember! The world just won't be right until we have 12 different ways to do the same thing in Javascript! Forget all those server-side things you learned. Node js is here! No-wait. F'ck Node. Use Google Go! Honestly how many times are we going to re-invent this wheel? Unless you stay current with all of this nonsense, you basically become unhireable. I'm sure some of you 20 and 30-somethings have already experienced some of this fatigue. Now just imaging 10-15 more years where every 3 years a good portion of what you learned before is now obsolete, and you'll feel like I do.

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When your coffee machine starts speaking C++, you know it's going to be that kind of Monday. This fancy Siemens machine is having a vector::M_range_check exception while still managing to pour a perfect latte. The irony isn't lost on me—the one machine that's supposed to prevent debugging sessions is now requiring one. Somewhere, a software engineer is getting paged because they didn't validate array bounds in the milk frother algorithm. And yet, here we are, still desperately drinking the exception-brewed coffee because let's face it, fixing bugs without caffeine is like trying to compile with syntax errors.

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