Just A Simple Boolean Question

THE ABSOLUTE BETRAYAL! You ask for a simple yes/no answer and these monsters hit you with "Well, it depends..." followed by a 17-paragraph essay that never actually answers your question! I'm just sitting here SCREAMING at my monitor because all I needed was TRUE or FALSE, not your entire life story converted to a string! The audacity of these people to return a string when a boolean would suffice is the programming equivalent of ordering a coffee and receiving an entire coffee plantation! 😭