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Content When you are a CC programmer and your friend forces you to learn JS.. Wow! This is garbage. You actually like this?

So you're telling me the people upvoting memes about merge conflicts, production bugs, and regex nightmares have never actually... coded? The self-awareness here is chef's kiss. It's like joining a cooking subreddit when your only culinary achievement is microwaving instant ramen. But hey, at least they're honest about it—most people won't admit their entire programming career peaked at copy-pasting "Hello World" from a tutorial and watching it compile once before never touching an IDE again. The greentext format really drives home that 4chan energy of brutal honesty mixed with collective self-deprecation.

That skeleton isn't just decorative—it's the developer who filed the ticket three months ago. Medium priority means "we'll get to it after the heat death of the universe." Meanwhile, the poor soul has been waiting so long they've decomposed to bones, still dutifully checking for updates every morning. The headphones are a nice touch... gotta stay on Spotify while you wait for eternity. Welcome to enterprise IT, where your urgent bug fix competes with "change the button color" tickets that somehow got marked as P1.

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C++ shows up with perfect makeup - powerful, precise, but requires meticulous attention. Python's just casually biting its lip - easy to use but sometimes frustratingly inconsistent. Ruby's doing that subtle pout - elegant syntax that makes you feel clever until you try to scale. And then there's Visual Basic... that pained grimace says everything about maintaining legacy VB code at 3 AM when the production server crashes. The facial expressions are more accurate than any language documentation I've ever read.