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Mistype Failed Successfully

debugging syntax error Function calls Object-oriented Pickup lines Flirting Method invocation Dot notation

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1 year ago 423,912 views 0 shares

Mistype Failed Successfully

programming-memes, function-calls-memes, object-oriented-memes, syntax-error-memes, flirting-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Behold the most elegant pickup line in programming history! Someone's trying to be clever with object-oriented syntax, but mixed up the order. In proper OOP, you'd call me.kiss(you) not kiss.me. The second person attempts to correct with me.kiss(you), only to be met with "it's a programming joke" from someone who clearly didn't get their own joke right. The irony is delicious - nothing says "senior developer energy" like confidently correcting someone else's code while introducing a new bug of your own. Dating in tech is just debugging with extra steps.

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