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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Yes or no Memes

Posts tagged with Yes or no

Just A Simple Boolean Question

Programming Javascript Python Java Debugging
21 days ago 199.0K views 0 shares
Just A Simple Boolean Question
THE ABSOLUTE BETRAYAL! You ask for a simple yes/no answer and these monsters hit you with "Well, it depends..." followed by a 17-paragraph essay that never actually answers your question! I'm just sitting here SCREAMING at my monitor because all I needed was TRUE or FALSE, not your entire life story converted to a string! The audacity of these people to return a string when a boolean would suffice is the programming equivalent of ordering a coffee and receiving an entire coffee plantation! 😭

Boolean Questions Deserve Boolean Answers

Programming Javascript Python Java Debugging
5 months ago 204.9K views 0 shares
Boolean Questions Deserve Boolean Answers
Asking "Is the server up?" and getting "Well, it was working yesterday but then Dave pushed some changes and now it's giving a 502 sometimes but only on Tuesdays" is the digital equivalent of asking if someone wants coffee and getting their life story. Boolean questions expect true/false answers, not a novel-length string that requires three scrolls and a therapist to process. The face says it all—that moment of silent suffering we all experience waiting for the simple "yes" or "no" that will never come.

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