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Content Don't be so sensitive! Case- Insensitive constants are deprecated as of PHP 73 RFC passed unanimously with 39 votes. wiki.php.netrfccaseinsen... 71618, 22:54 64 Retweets 109 Likes 17 Kevin Adler kadleribm 12h Replying to officialphp If you're deprecating case-insensitive constants, wouldn't you have to be more sensitive? (c 91 17 php.net y officialphp. 11h Dhp This is PHP, surely you didn't expect any sort of internal logical consistency. 17

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This meme perfectly captures the sheer terror of debugging in production. Just like this madman fixing an airplane engine while it's flying , developers often find themselves frantically patching critical bugs on live systems that can't be taken down. One wrong move and the whole thing crashes spectacularly! The difference? The plane mechanic only risks his life once, while developers experience this heart-stopping anxiety multiple times per sprint. And management still wonders why we need more coffee.

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