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Microsoft: "Here's a perfectly good built-in RAR extractor in Windows 11!" Developers: "I've been using WinRAR since dial-up internet and I will continue using it until the heat death of the universe, thank you very much." The eternal trial version that never expires is basically family at this point. Sure, the built-in option is right there, but abandoning WinRAR would feel like betrayal. It's like still using that one IDE with 47 plugins when a better one exists—some relationships transcend logic.

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Forget renewable energy – just hire programmers! The meme shows a bracelet that converts stress into electricity, followed by an image of a programmer who's literally glowing with power like a human lightbulb. If tech companies actually harnessed developer anxiety, we'd solve the global energy crisis overnight. That deadline-induced panic when your code won't compile? That's not a mental health crisis – that's just you becoming a walking power plant. Silicon Valley's next big innovation: stress-powered data centers where the ping pong tables are actually just there to give you a false sense of hope before they throw another impossible sprint at you.