It's Not Me, It's Known

The perfect excuse for writing completely incomprehensible code! Why bother with comments when your colleagues can just admire your abstract expressionism in Python? Nothing says "senior developer" like code that requires a PhD in cryptography to understand. Future maintainers should feel privileged to decode your genius—it's not spaghetti code, it's deconstructivist programming . Next time your code review gets rejected, just tell them they're philistines who don't appreciate fine art. Your variable naming convention isn't "confusing"—it's avant-garde .

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Every developer has that one friend who thinks "can code" equals "can hack the Pentagon." The moment you mention you work with computers, they immediately assume you're some kind of digital sorcerer who can break into their ex's Instagram. What they don't understand is that most of us spend our days fighting with merge conflicts and Googling how to center a div for the 500th time. Hacking? I can barely get my code to compile before the standup meeting.

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