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Content Follow A friend of mine is learning to code and her realization hit me right in the feels Finished the function i was working on! Woo 01:04 Gonna call it a night 01:05 I hate coding cause it feels so good to get something to work but then if you try to explain what you did it doesn't sound hard or cool lolol 01:06 12:28 AM - 16 May 2019 484 Retweets 2,680 Likes

The ultimate programmer dad joke has arrived! This meme shows a mattress literally shaped like the letter "S" between two bed frames - making it "hard-coded" in the most physical sense possible. It's what happens when you take programming terms literally. This is exactly what your senior developer warned you about when they said "don't hardcode values!" Now we know why - your code ends up sleeping uncomfortably and waking up with back problems. The only thing more painful than maintaining this bed would be maintaining the legacy code it represents.

The four stages of developer evolution, beautifully depicted as increasingly unhinged clown makeup: Stage 1: The innocent belief your code is "good and understandable" because your colleagues said so. Bless your heart. Stage 2: The realization that clean code belongs in textbooks, not production. In the real world, that pristine architecture just slows down delivery. Stage 3: The existential crisis when you discover those elegant abstractions you spent weeks on are worthless after the first requirement change. Stage 4: The final form - admitting you never formally studied programming while your codebase burns in the background. Yet somehow, the system still runs. And that's how we all end up maintaining legacy code written by circus performers.

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