It's Like Being A Scuba Diver Without Certification

Content Jack Forge TheJackForge Whenever I see someone using anything but VS Code, I just assume they know more about programming than me. 9:06 PM 161122 Twitter for Android 119 Retweets 19 Quote Tweets 1,298 Likes

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The eternal battle between readable code and cryptic shortcuts! That one dev who insists on using x , tmp , and mgr instead of userAccountBalance , temporaryStorage , or connectionManager . Future maintainers will spend hours deciphering what bm.prc() does while the original author smugly thinks they're being efficient by saving 17 keystrokes. Bonus points if they also comment with "obvious function, no explanation needed." Clean code isn't just nice—it's practically a moral obligation. Your colleagues aren't mind readers, and neither is your future self at 2am during a production outage!

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Ah, the mythical code review in startup land! While established companies have rigorous PR processes with multiple approvers and nitpicky comments about your variable naming conventions, startups operate in the "move fast and break production" paradigm. Your code gets merged straight to main with zero eyeballs on it because there's no time for pesky quality checks when you're disrupting industries and burning through Series A funding. The best code reviewer you'll get is the exception that crashes the app at 2 AM, forcing you to debug your own spaghetti code while chugging energy drinks. Remember: in startup world, it's not a bug—it's an undocumented feature waiting for the next hotfix!

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