A Couple Bytes Of Procrastination

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A Couple Bytes Of Procrastination

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This meme is a two-for-one special of programmer suffering. On the left, we have programmers enjoying memes about their own misery—finding comfort in shared trauma like true masochists. On the right, the punchline is so painfully clever it hurts: "My dog ate my homework" gets a CS upgrade with "it took him a couple bytes." The professor's silent response is practically audible. Nothing says "I'm definitely not submitting this assignment on time" like a programming pun that simultaneously admits defeat and shows off your technical vocabulary. The desperate creativity of CS students knows no bounds.

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