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Oh the AUDACITY! You want your functions to be clean, readable, and self-documenting with proper parameter names? Well TOUGH LUCK because the dates package decided to go full minimalist mode and name everything like they're texting on a flip phone from 2003. But the MOMENT you try to feed it some actual shorthand notation, it throws a tantrum like "sorry sweetie, you're not my type" 💅 The absolute DRAMA of trying to validate dates with strict parameters while simultaneously dealing with cryptic abbreviated format strings. It's giving "I want my cake and eat it too" energy, except the cake is type safety and the eating is... well, also type safety. Choose your poison: either write "my_stinky_params" that look like a toddler named them, OR embrace the chaos of shorthand that the library won't even recognize. There is no middle ground, only suffering.

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THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of these verification forms showing you the code right above the input boxes! Like, honey, if I can SEE the code, why in the name of all that is holy do I need to TYPE IT?! 🤦‍♀️ It's the digital equivalent of someone handing you a note that says "Please write down what this note says" while you're still holding the original note! Security theater at its most ridiculous! What's next? Asking me to screenshot the password and email it back for "extra verification"?!

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