Imposter Syndrome For Programmers

Ah, the eternal workplace dynamics. Designers treat new hires like existential threats to their creative domain. "Am I not enough?" they sob, while questioning their entire portfolio and life choices. Engineers, meanwhile, just grunt "apes together strong" and immediately add the new dev to their collective debugging hivemind. Nothing bonds engineers like shared trauma over legacy code. The more hands to hold while staring into the void of production bugs, the better.

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Oh honey, you thought StackOverflow was gonna be your knight in shining armor? THINK AGAIN. Someone asks for help catching mice and the "lovely people" at SO are out here telling them catching mice is deprecated, suggesting they pivot to hunting humans instead, and marking their question as a duplicate of "How to stalk birds." The absolute CHAOS of trying to get actual help on StackOverflow when all you wanted was a simple answer but instead you get roasted, redirected, and rejected faster than a failed CI/CD pipeline. The brutal reality? You're better off debugging alone in the dark at 3 AM with nothing but your rubber duck and existential dread.

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