The True Measure Of Developer Seniority

Regular headaches have nothing on the sheer existential dread of accidentally merging your dev branch into production. The pain is so intense your entire head turns into a glowing red error message. That moment when you realize what you've done and frantically Google "how to undo git push force without getting fired" while your Slack notifications explode with increasingly panicked messages from your team. The best part? This is your 57th time doing it. Either you're incredibly persistent or spectacularly bad at learning from mistakes. Version control: controlling your version of events when explaining to your boss why everything is broken.

Content Copy Paste

Content UDP Here is your data: No, pls wait... let me. just.. 01100100 01010001 01110111 00110100 01110111 00111001 01010111 01100111 01011000 01100011 01010001 TCP would you like to see TCPIP ? Yes i would like to see a TCPIP meme Ok, here is the meme did you recieve it? Yes, i recieved the meme Excellent, TCPIP meme is over. nice ProdrammerHumor.io

Content 2. 0 . Debug CamFlv.cs Any CPU Attach to Unity HE SUES TEST.cs X CameraScript.cs 8 Assembly-CSharp 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 DrawRectangle.cs LatLonGetSet.cs aS TEST Following are the implemented Coordinates for CUBE 03 01 R2 Ri Vector P1 bounds. max; Vector P2 bounds .min; Vector3 Q2 new Vector3 (P2.X, P1.y, P2.z) ; Vector Q1 new Vector3 (Q2.x, Q2.y, P1.z); Vector3 Q3 new Vector3 (P1.x, Q2.y, Q2.z); Verton3 R2 new Vertor3D1 Y p1 7) 143 P2 C

Content BEFORE BECOMING DEVELOPER AFTER BECOMING DEVELOPER I can fix your computer, phone, TV, printer. Pick you a laptop, build a PC, setup NAS and VPN servers, teach you how to use Linux. Pis don't ask me antyhing. I can only write colored text on dark background

Oh honey, you think importing libraries for random numbers is the sophisticated approach? *dramatic hair flip* Meanwhile, the ABSOLUTE PSYCHOPATHS who hardcode their own random number generators without ANY external input are lurking in the shadows, cackling maniacally! They're not just playing with fire - they're BATHING in gasoline while juggling flaming chainsaws! The sheer AUDACITY! The MADNESS! Writing your own pseudo-random algorithm is basically telling the universe "I don't trust your entropy, I'll make my own chaos, thank you very much!" It's the programming equivalent of refusing to use a map and instead just FEELING which way north is!