The True Measure Of Developer Seniority

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The classic definition of insanity meets the reality of debugging code. That moment when you're staring at your monitor at 3 AM, running the exact same code for the 47th time, somehow convinced that this time the bug will magically reveal itself. Meanwhile, your rubber duck is judging you silently from the desk corner. Fun fact: studies show developers spend approximately 50% of their time debugging—which explains why coffee consumption among programmers is 89% higher than the general population. Not scientifically proven, but we all know it's true.

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The cosmic joke here is that someone's code got completely mangled—likely by a text encoding issue or font rendering problem—turning their Python code into what looks like hieroglyphics. Instead of seeing this as a technical glitch, they've hilariously interpreted it as "Hebrew code" and are genuinely asking how to translate it back! The punchline hits when they ask "THEY HAVE ENGLISH CODING???" as if programming in English is the exotic alternative. It's the coding equivalent of driving on the wrong side of the road and wondering why everyone else is doing it backward. Fun fact: This is actually a perfect example of mojibake—when text is decoded using the wrong character encoding. Somewhere between saving and viewing this code, UTF-8 got interpreted as something else entirely, creating this beautiful disaster.

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