The True Measure Of Developer Seniority

The classic "age is just a number" platitude gets a perfect programmer's twist. In JavaScript and many other languages, what looks like a number is often silently converted to a string when you least expect it. That smug face in the third panel is every backend dev who's spent hours debugging why 18 + 1 = 181 instead of 19 . Type coercion: ruining perfectly good calculations since 1995.

The greatest lie in software development: "My code is self-documenting!" Meanwhile, senior devs are laughing because they've inherited enough "perfectly clear" codebases to know that future-you will stare at your own creation six months later like it's ancient hieroglyphics written by a caffeinated squirrel. The only thing that speaks for itself in programming is the inevitable technical debt when documentation is skipped.

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