Outsourcing Memes

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The Degree Acquisition Shortcut
Programming C++
4 days ago 81.3K views 0 shares
The Degree Acquisition Shortcut
The secret ingredient to academic success: outsourcing your assembly code homework on Upwork for $30-40/hour! Someone's literally paying a contractor to join a Zoom call and explain their "graduate level assignment" while the code is already done. The beautiful irony of hiring someone to explain code you're supposed to understand yourself. Forget pulling all-nighters with obscure MOV instructions and stack pointers—just find someone to do your academic dirty work! Bonus points for the "No degree mentioned" tag, because apparently you don't need one to help others get theirs.

Can't Rework To Make It Better
Programming Devops Agile Debugging Frontend
7 days ago 69.2K views 0 shares
Can't Rework To Make It Better
Top frame: a pristine school bus on tracks, representing your in-house team's meticulously crafted code. Bottom frame: same bus getting absolutely demolished by a train - that's what happens when management decides to save a few bucks by hiring the cheapest offshore devs they could find on Fiverr. Nothing says "technical debt" quite like watching your beautiful architecture get flattened by someone who thinks "code documentation" means adding random comments in broken English. The project timeline just went from "on schedule" to "we're completely derailed."

Well Actually Its State Of The Art Ai
AI Programming
20 days ago 66.0K views 0 shares
Well Actually Its State Of The Art Ai
Oh snap! The classic tech industry bait-and-switch! 😂 Companies be like "Check out our REVOLUTIONARY AI system" and then the fine print reveals it's actually just outsourced human labor! Amazon's "just walk out" checkout tech that everyone thought was some magical computer vision breakthrough? Surprise! It was 1,000 humans in India watching cameras the whole time! The astronaut meme perfectly captures that moment when the tech bubble bursts and we realize the "AI" behind the curtain is just people working for cheaper wages. Next time someone brags about their company's "AI solution," I'll be side-eyeing them wondering how many humans are actually powering that "algorithm"!

The Chain Of Command
Webdev Agile React Javascript Programming
27 days ago 95.2K views 0 shares
The Chain Of Command
The perfect illustration of how a $5,000 website magically transforms into a $50 project after six layers of outsourcing! This is basically the tech industry's version of telephone game, except everyone's wallet gets progressively lighter. What starts with a clueless business owner willing to shell out thousands ends with some poor developer in India coding an entire website for the price of a pizza. Meanwhile, every middleman takes their cut while adding zero value except the phrase "I know a guy." And the best part? The original client still has no idea when their website will be ready. Spoiler alert: it won't be.