Offshoring Memes

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Applied From Dallas India

Applied From Dallas India
Nothing says "sweet dreams" like posting a job in Dallas that's actually in Delhi with a U.S. salary range to bait candidates. HR sleeps like a baby while developers spend hours crafting cover letters for positions that require "relocation to our vibrant Bangalore campus" buried in paragraph 17 of the description. The classic corporate bait-and-switch where "remote friendly" means "remote as long as you're within walking distance of the Ganges." Meanwhile, the recruiter's LinkedIn is blowing up with "Why aren't Americans applying for tech jobs anymore?"

I Love My Country's Job Market

I Love My Country's Job Market
The global tech economy in one Spongebob meme. American devs living in cardboard boxes after their jobs got shipped overseas, while developers in India/Eastern Europe are living like royalty earning $15/hour. Meanwhile, the C-suite congratulates themselves on "optimizing workforce costs" while their app crashes in production because nobody documented the legacy codebase. The circle of tech life continues...

The Chain Of Command

The Chain Of Command
The perfect illustration of how a $5,000 website magically transforms into a $50 project after six layers of outsourcing! This is basically the tech industry's version of telephone game, except everyone's wallet gets progressively lighter. What starts with a clueless business owner willing to shell out thousands ends with some poor developer in India coding an entire website for the price of a pizza. Meanwhile, every middleman takes their cut while adding zero value except the phrase "I know a guy." And the best part? The original client still has no idea when their website will be ready. Spoiler alert: it won't be.