I Have Suffered Enough

The AUDACITY of this tweet! 💀 Every developer who's ever had to connect to a printer knows the UNSPEAKABLE HORROR of that experience. The paper jams! The cryptic error codes! The way it smugly says "Ready to print" and then REFUSES to acknowledge your existence! Printers are the supervillains of technology - working perfectly during setup and then choosing CHAOS the moment you have a deadline. If I had a dollar for every time a printer made me contemplate a career change, I'd have enough money to buy a printer company just to SHUT IT DOWN.

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This is the perfect visualization of eventual consistency in distributed systems! The sign claims 236 people drowned, but somehow 237 weren't wearing life jackets. That off-by-one error is basically what happens when your database nodes haven't synced yet. "Don't worry, the data will be consistent... eventually™." Just like how this lake's tragic statistics will probably get fixed in the next write operation. Or maybe they're counting a future drowning victim who's already decided not to wear a life jacket but hasn't fallen in yet. Talk about pessimistic locking!

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