I Am Sweating Already

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I Am Sweating Already

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Ah yes, the "vibe coder" - stretching fingers, cracking neck, warming up those legs... all for the impossible task of "Make no mistakes." That's like telling a JavaScript developer their code will work on the first try. The physical preparation for absolute perfection is the most relatable programmer delusion ever. We all do this ridiculous pre-coding ritual like we're about to perform brain surgery, only to spend the next 4 hours debugging a missing semicolon.

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