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Content From: customer It doesn't work. Fix it!!! Oh, totally see what they mean by "it doesn't work" now! SLAM madeby vincentdnl

OMG the JavaScript family portrait we never asked for but DESPERATELY needed! 😂 JavaScript: The innocent baby who has NO IDEA what chaos it's about to unleash on the world. Just sitting there like "undefined is not a function? Never heard of her!" TypeScript: The SAME CHILD but with sunglasses because it thinks it's SO COOL with its static typing. "Look at me, I can catch errors at compile time!" WHATEVER, show-off. React JS: JavaScript wearing a beanie because it went to art school and now won't shut up about "components" and "virtual DOM." We get it, you're SPECIAL. Next JS: The emo sibling with the side-swept bangs who thinks it's revolutionary for adding server-side rendering. Honey, Apache was doing that in the 90s!

The Chrome offline dinosaur game exists because your internet went down. Turn on WiFi and suddenly you're committing mass extinction. Those little pixelated dinos had a good run jumping over cacti, but connectivity is their meteor. The WiFi icon as a flaming asteroid is *chef's kiss* accurate. RIP to all the dinosaurs we've murdered just by fixing our network connection.

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