New frameworks Memes

Nothing says "I have my life together" quite like enthusiastically grabbing a shiny new project while standing on a mountain of abandoned repos. The excited kid reaching for the new project while literally drowning in unfinished work? That's not a meme, that's a documentary. You know what's wild? We convince ourselves this time will be different. This new framework, this side project, this rewrite—it's gonna be THE ONE. Meanwhile, your GitHub is a graveyard of "TODO: Add tests" commits from 2019. But hey, that new JavaScript framework that just dropped looks really promising, right? The real skill isn't finishing projects—it's justifying why starting another one is actually a strategic career move. "I'm learning the ecosystem," you say, as your 47th tutorial project joins the others in the void.

Nothing quite like having a principal dev who's been maintaining that legacy COBOL system since the Reagan administration get schooled by the 23-year-old who just finished a React bootcamp. The confidence of fresh grads who think their 6 months of JavaScript experience qualifies them to refactor a battle-tested system that's been running production for 15 years is truly something to behold. Meanwhile, the senior dev is standing there thinking about all the edge cases, technical debt, and production incidents that aren't covered in the latest Medium article the junior just read. But sure, let's rewrite everything in the framework-of-the-month because "it's how it's done now."

Ever introduced a fancy new library to your team only to watch the codebase collapse into chaos? That's what we're seeing here - some developer gleefully showing off their latest tech discovery to coworkers who might humor them, while the poor codebase (represented by terrified sheep) is about to get absolutely wrecked by this demonic entity of unnecessary complexity. The real horror story isn't the monster - it's the inevitable dependency hell, compatibility issues, and technical debt that follows. Six months later, everyone's frantically Googling "how to migrate away from [shiny tool]" while cursing your name in Slack channels you're not invited to.