Human Regex Parser

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Human Regex Parser

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Looking at hieroglyphics and thinking "this seems more intuitive than regex" is the most developer thing ever. Eight years into coding and I still have to pull up a cheat sheet every time I need to match anything more complex than an email address. And even then, I'm just copying someone else's pattern that probably has three edge cases I'll discover in production.

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