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Nothing says "I've made it as a developer" quite like buying an O'Reilly book with a cartoon character staring awkwardly at a MacBook. That's right, forget actual coding skills—all you need is the right prop on your desk and suddenly you're qualified to explain why everyone else's code is garbage. The irony of "Vibe Coding" is that it perfectly captures the modern dev culture: looking the part is half the battle. Next chapter: "How to sound smart in meetings by randomly inserting 'blockchain' into conversations."

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Google: "Let's create a new image format that saves 30% file size!" Frontend devs: "Great, but does it work everywhere?" Google: "It works in Chrome!" And that's how we got stuck with WebP, the format that somehow manages to make images look like they were compressed with a potato while also breaking compatibility with half the tools you need. Nothing says "modern web development" like converting files back and forth between formats just to upload them to a CMS that will reject them anyway.