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Microsoft's product strategy in a nutshell: throw everything at the wall, see what sticks, then pretend the blood puddles were part of the plan all along. Windows Phone? Dead. Skype? Somehow still technically alive but nobody's checking for a pulse. Windows 10? They promised it would be the "last version of Windows" then immediately started working on Windows 11. Meanwhile GitHub is just chilling in the corner, the golden child acquisition that actually worked out. Probably because Microsoft learned their lesson: buy successful things and don't touch them too much. Revolutionary strategy, really. The "EEE" reference is *chef's kiss* - that's "Embrace, Extend, Extinguish," Microsoft's infamous strategy from the 90s where they'd adopt open standards, add proprietary features, then kill the competition. Now they're just extinguishing their own products. Character development, I guess?

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The x86 instruction set has evolved from sensible mnemonics like mov and add to absurd alphabet soup like xtrsprfstcmd that supposedly does complex math while romancing your mother in a single clock cycle. Impressive efficiency, questionable naming conventions. It's like Intel engineers went from writing readable code to smashing their faces on keyboards while achieving quantum-level performance.