How I Comment My Code

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How I Comment My Code

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The pinnacle of software documentation right here. We spend eight years getting CS degrees just to write groundbreaking comments like "Open box before eating pizza" on our code. Nothing says "senior developer" quite like stating the painfully obvious while leaving the actual complex logic completely unexplained. The best part? Six months later, even YOU won't remember what that cryptic algorithm does, but at least you'll know when to open the pizza box. Pure documentation brilliance.

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