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The dark satisfaction of Windows developers inserting carriage return line feed (CRLF) into every merged file is perfectly captured here. While Unix-based systems use just LF (\n) for line endings, Windows insists on CRLF (\r\n) and will fight to the death for those extra bytes. Nothing like breaking git diffs and causing merge conflicts across operating systems because Windows decided in 1981 that mimicking typewriters was the future of computing. The smug expression says it all - "Yes, I've ruined your clean line endings, and I'd do it again."

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The top code uses proper control flow with nested if statements and while loops - structured, readable, and maintainable. The bottom code? Pure chaos with line numbers and goto statements jumping around like a caffeinated squirrel. Nothing says "I want my colleagues to suffer" quite like spraying goto statements throughout your code. It's like leaving landmines for the next developer who has to maintain your mess. The best part? Both programs return 69 - because even terrible code can sometimes get the job done. Pro tip: If you want job security, write code only you can understand. If you want respect, never use goto .

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