How Do You Do, Fellow Developers

Ah, the classic gamer's dilemma. Why use cutting-edge ray-tracing technology to admire beautiful puddle reflections when you can set your graphics to "potato quality" and actually win some matches? Nothing says "strategic brilliance" like sacrificing visual fidelity so your kill/death ratio doesn't look like your bank account after buying a new GPU. The true galaxy brain move is playing on a machine that looks like it's rendering Minecraft even when you're in Cyberpunk.

Content Delete Windows? Your computer's running low on storage space. We can create some space by deleting Windows. Delete Dismiss

Content IT'S A CHRISTMAS TREE WITH A HEAP OF PRESENTS UNDERNEATH! ... WERE NOT INVITING YOU HOME NEXT YEAR.

Content S Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. My first neural network implementation They're the same picture.

Oh snap! Looks like someone just invented HTTPS😐 - the secure but emotionally neutral protocol! When your connection is encrypted but your server is going through some stuff. Security teams are thrilled while the emoji is clearly having an existential crisis. Trust me, this is what happens when developers try to make protocols more relatable but forget to update the emoji library. Your data is safe but your feelings? Not so much!

Content Can you lick the science? Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs? Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!! Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone. Geology: Sometimes needed. Sometimes dangerous. Psychology: Best not. Physics: ?????????? How????? Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. Anthropology: Maybe ask first. Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off. Botany: You might hallucinate or die. Or it might be delicious. Computer Engineering: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don't. Engineering: Maybe, but it'll probably taste like spreadsheets. Computer Science: nothing else has made the code work, so you might as well try it.