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Oh. My. God. The AUDACITY of this truth! 😂 Finding bugs in your own code? Might as well use a tiny walking stick like blind Bart up there. But finding bugs in someone else's code during peer review? Suddenly we're NASA scientists with the Hubble telescope! Nothing brings out the eagle-eyed code detective faster than the chance to point out that someone ELSE messed up. The hypocrisy is just *chef's kiss* MAGNIFICENT. We'll spend three hours debugging our own spaghetti code only to spot seventeen issues in a colleague's PR within 45 seconds flat. It's not a superpower we asked for, but it's definitely one we abuse!

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