How Do You Do, Fellow Developers

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That random cube sticking out of the building is exactly what happens when the product owner says "Can we just add one more tiny feature?" on day 9 of a 10-day sprint. The architect had a beautiful, clean design until some executive decided users absolutely needed a random box jutting out from the 7th floor. Now the developers are frantically refactoring load-bearing walls while the QA team wonders if rain will leak into that monstrosity. Classic scope creep in concrete form!

Intelligence and programming knowledge are two entirely different beasts. Nothing quite says "senior developer" like Googling basic Git commands for the 500th time while your partner questions their life choices. The rubber duck is probably the smartest entity in this relationship. Fun fact: The average developer spends approximately 30% of their career pretending they understand what a pipe does. The other 70% is spent explaining to non-technical people that no, they can't hack Facebook.

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