How Do You Do, Fellow Developers

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How Do You Do, Fellow Developers

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That 45-year-old senior developer who's been writing COBOL since the Clinton administration trying to fit in with the Gen Z junior devs who keep talking about "based" React hooks and "no cap" TypeScript features. Nothing says "I understand youth culture" like carrying a skateboard you've never ridden and wearing a red beanie in a 72-degree office.

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