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Anime Gender Type Theory
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Anime Gender Type Theory
Someone took their TypeScript generics knowledge and applied it to the most important problem in computer science: categorizing anime characters by gender presentation. Because nothing says "I understand covariance and contravariance" quite like explaining why that cute anime character might be a trap. The progression is beautiful: simple generic Girl, then a Variant that could be Boy OR Girl (Schrödinger's waifu), then a Boy that implements the IGirl interface (the classic "looks like a girl, sounds like a girl, but surprise"), and finally void—because some things transcend mortal understanding. The BitCast at the end is the cherry on top: when type safety fails you, just reinterpret those bits and pray. Your type system can't save you now.

Is It Really Worth It
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10 days ago 154.8K views 0 shares
Is It Really Worth It
So you finally learned JavaScript after months of callback hell and promise chains. Congratulations. Now someone's gonna tell you that you should've learned TypeScript from the start because "type safety" and "better refactoring." The door you just squeezed through? Yeah, it's basically a trash compactor now, and TypeScript is sitting pretty on the other side like it owns the place. The real kicker is that TypeScript is just JavaScript with extra steps and angle brackets. You could've saved yourself the trauma and gone straight there, but no, you had to learn what undefined is not a function means at runtime like some kind of caveman.

Concurrently, Microsoft...
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11 days ago 192.1K views 0 shares
Concurrently, Microsoft...
JavaScript and Java are having a nice, civilized conversation while Microsoft casually ignores them to flirt with TypeScript and C#. The absolute AUDACITY! Like watching your friend ditch you mid-sentence to talk to their new besties. Microsoft really said "sorry kids, I've moved on to greener pastures" and left the OG languages on read. The irony? Microsoft literally OWNS TypeScript (they created it) and has been pushing C# for decades. They're not even trying to hide their favoritism anymore. It's giving "sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my superior type systems" energy.

Same Same But Different
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15 days ago 189.0K views 0 shares
Same Same But Different
OMG the JavaScript family portrait we never asked for but DESPERATELY needed! 😂 JavaScript: The innocent baby who has NO IDEA what chaos it's about to unleash on the world. Just sitting there like "undefined is not a function? Never heard of her!" TypeScript: The SAME CHILD but with sunglasses because it thinks it's SO COOL with its static typing. "Look at me, I can catch errors at compile time!" WHATEVER, show-off. React JS: JavaScript wearing a beanie because it went to art school and now won't shut up about "components" and "virtual DOM." We get it, you're SPECIAL. Next JS: The emo sibling with the side-swept bangs who thinks it's revolutionary for adding server-side rendering. Honey, Apache was doing that in the 90s!

Outsourcing Your TypeScript Migration To The Real Senior Engineer
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25 days ago 183.1K views 0 shares
Outsourcing Your TypeScript Migration To The Real Senior Engineer
Delegating the TypeScript migration to AI is the modern equivalent of tossing your problems over the wall to the junior dev. Nothing says "I've reached peak seniority" like asking Claude to convert your janky JavaScript codebase while you kick back and pretend you're "architecting." The best part? That "make no mistakes" command—as if AI doesn't hallucinate semicolons like I hallucinate deadlines. Next week's ticket: "Fix all the weird union types Claude created that somehow accept both strings and refrigerators."

Do Not Do Type Script Kids
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1 month ago 89.3K views 0 shares
Do Not Do Type Script Kids
Content Typescript altering my mind after i wrote 30 lines in it so i can't write non-static languages anymore

There Is No Escape
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1 month ago 229.7K views 0 shares
There Is No Escape
Oh. My. GOD. Even when you flee to TypeScript to escape JavaScript's chaos, the React error demons STILL find you! 😱 That unholy TypeScript error is basically screaming "NICE TRY, SWEETIE, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM UNDEFINED PROPERTIES!" It's like upgrading from a haunted house to a haunted mansion - same ghosts, fancier floors! The bus to sanity has left the station, and both JS and TS are sitting there with that existential dread look wondering why they ever chose web development in the first place. THERE. IS. NO. ESCAPE.

Life Is Too Short For Type Gymnastics
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1 month ago 197.7K views 0 shares
Life Is Too Short For Type Gymnastics
GASP! The absolute AUDACITY of someone suggesting JavaScript users are just lazy TypeScript avoiders! 💅 The eternal holy war between "just let me write my code without 47 type declarations" and "excuse me sir, your variable might be a string OR a number and I simply cannot function without knowing which!" The JavaScript rebels living on the edge while TypeScript devotees clutch their strongly-typed pearls in horror. Meanwhile, that smug reply with the smiley face is just *chef's kiss* perfection - like proudly admitting you eat cereal with a fork because spoons are too much work!

Gotta Love The Forgiveness Of JavaScript
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Gotta Love The Forgiveness Of JavaScript
PLOT TWIST: They're ALL syntactically correct! 🤯 JavaScript is that chaotic ex who lets you declare variables in ways that would make other languages file a restraining order! Using 'let' as a variable name? SURE! Double 'var'? WHY NOT! JavaScript's like "syntax errors are just suggestions, honey!" This is why TypeScript was invented - someone finally said "I can't live like this anymore!" and created boundaries. The relationship counselor of programming languages.

Await My Death
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2 months ago 163.6K views 0 shares
Await My Death
The duality of JavaScript hatred is real. Beginners hate it because they can't grasp why [] + [] is an empty string or why typeof null is "object". Meanwhile, seasoned devs hate it because they've seen the horrors lurking beneath—callback hell, prototype inheritance, and the absolute chaos of asynchronous programming before Promises existed. The truth hurts: understanding JavaScript fully doesn't make you love it—it just gives you better reasons to complain about it during standup meetings while still using it for literally everything.

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Typo Script: When Your Type Checker Can't Type
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2 months ago 199.2K views 0 shares
Typo Script: When Your Type Checker Can't Type
Ah, the classic TypeScript compiler suggesting "tootlips" when you meant "tooltips". Because nothing says "intelligent code assistance" like suggesting a word that sounds like something a drunk person would say while trying to explain dental hygiene. The irony is delicious - TypeScript was created to help catch errors, yet here it is, confidently offering up nonsensical alternatives while your code burns. It's like having a spellchecker that suggests "covfefe" when you type "coffee".

Philosophical Foundations Of Programming Languages
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2 months ago 344.9K views 0 shares
Philosophical Foundations Of Programming Languages
Ah, the philosophical evolution of programming languages as told by dead guys who never saw a computer! The meme pairs historical philosophers with modern programming languages, suggesting each language embodies its paired philosopher's worldview. C is apparently Rousseau's "born free" child that will happily segfault your entire system. Python follows Locke's blank slate theory, which explains why it indents everything like a well-behaved toddler. Golang channels its inner Confucius by forcing you to handle errors properly (the horror!). TypeScript is Marx revolutionizing JavaScript by actually checking types before things break in production. C# brings Roman-style enterprise bureaucracy, demanding forms in triplicate before printing "Hello World." And C++ is basically Hobbes' view that without strict rules (like memory management), life is "nasty, brutish, and short" – just like your C++ program's runtime when you forget to free memory. The real joke? None of these philosophers lived to see their ideas implemented in code that would inevitably crash anyway.