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AI Can Almost Do A "FIXME"... We're Cooked

React AI Typescript Javascript Programming

1 hour ago 9.6K views 0 shares

AI Can Almost Do A "FIXME"... We're Cooked

OH. MY. GOD. The IDE is not just highlighting the error—it's offering to FIX IT WITH AI! 💀 This is the digital equivalent of handing a junior dev the keys to production and saying "whatever happens, happens!" The computer is literally telling us "children doesn't exist" and then offering to write our code FOR US. Excuse me while I update my LinkedIn profile to "Former Developer" because if AI can debug React props, what am I even doing with my life?! Next thing you know, it'll be writing passive-aggressive comments about my variable naming conventions!

Type Shit

Typescript Javascript Programming

6 days ago 102.5K views 0 shares

Finally, someone defined the data structure we've all been dealing with for years! That's what happens when you let the junior dev name the interfaces after a late-night debugging session. The properties are surprisingly accurate though - viscosity and amount are definitely numbers you'd want to track, and color as a string makes perfect sense. Just waiting for someone to add the optional "smell" property in the next PR.

Words Of Wisdom From The Art Of Code

Typescript Javascript Programming Debugging

6 days ago 98.4K views 0 shares

The ancient wisdom of Sun Tzu has evolved for the modern developer! This profound quote captures the fundamental truth every TypeScript convert discovers: garbage in = garbage out++ . TypeScript promises salvation with its strict typing, but if your JavaScript foundation is built on quicksand, TypeScript just gives you more sophisticated ways to sink. It's like putting a monocle on a dumpster fire – now you can see the chaos in higher definition . Meanwhile, the PHP developer in the comments is just happy someone else is getting roasted for once.

Welcome Aboard The Error Express

React Webdev Typescript Javascript Programming

12 days ago 136.5K views 0 shares

The bus to frontend hell has two passengers: JavaScript and TypeScript, both looking equally terrified as they stare at the React error message windshield. That TypeScript was supposed to save you from "undefined" errors, but here you both are, equally doomed by some incomprehensible prop type mismatch that might as well be written in ancient Sumerian. The error stack trace mockingly points to line 11:14 - probably where your will to live disappeared about three hours ago. But hey, at least with TypeScript you can experience the same existential dread with better autocomplete!

Reject Modernity, Embrace Tradition

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17 days ago 209.4K views 0 shares

The ultimate hipster programmer manifesto has arrived! At the top, we have the "Reject modernity" squad featuring React, Tailwind, Vue, some hipster hamster, and TypeScript—basically everything recruiters won't stop messaging you about on LinkedIn. Meanwhile, the "Embrace tradition" crew is just chilling below with HTML, CSS, JavaScript, PHP, and Python—you know, the technologies that actually keep the internet from imploding. It's like choosing between a complicated pour-over coffee ritual versus just drinking the office coffee that somehow still works. Sure, the modern frameworks look impressive on your resume, but when the apocalypse comes, who do you think will still be able to make a website work? The person who can write vanilla JS or the one who needs 37 dependencies just to center a div?

True Crime: Boolean | Null Edition

Javascript Security Typescript Programming Debugging

21 days ago 181.3K views 0 shares

The real crime scene here is declaring a variable that can be both boolean AND null. This is the kind of code that keeps security professionals awake at night. Some developer thought "hey, why use proper authentication when I can create this beautiful three-state monstrosity?" Triple equals won't save you from the existential crisis this code will cause during code review. This is the programming equivalent of leaving your front door unlocked but also maybe removing it entirely.

True Crime: Type Safety Edition

Typescript Javascript Programming Debugging Frontend

21 days ago 177.4K views 0 shares

The real criminal here is declaring a variable that can be both boolean and null . That's like giving your function three possible states of existence when two would suffice! The triple equals comparison cascade is just the accomplice to this type-safety felony. TypeScript developers are screaming internally right now. The proper way? An enum or a proper nullable boolean with explicit handling. This code is basically begging for a runtime exception to break into your production environment at 2 AM.

When Your "Models" Aren't What She Expected

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27 days ago 184.1K views 0 shares

When Your "Models" Aren't What She Expected

Ah, the classic "Models" folder misunderstanding. Non-developers expecting glamour shots but finding TypeScript interfaces instead. Your significant other just discovered you're in a committed relationship with clean architecture patterns. The disappointment on her face says it all – she was hoping for something scandalous but only found evidence that you spend Friday nights organizing data structures. Tragic.

Any Solves Any Issue

Typescript Javascript Programming Debugging Frontend

1 month ago 95.9K views 0 shares

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute HORROR of discovering TypeScript's any type! It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion but being POWERLESS to stop it! 💊 Fresh-faced TypeScript devs staring longingly at that magical pill labeled "any" that promises to make ALL their type errors vanish into thin air! Sure, honey, just sprinkle some any on that complex interface and POOF! – your compiler stops screaming at you! Who needs type safety when you can have BLISSFUL IGNORANCE?! It's the gateway drug of TypeScript – one minute you're using it "just this once to make the error go away," and the next thing you know, your entire codebase is a typeless wasteland. The BETRAYAL! The DRAMA! The TECHNICAL DEBT!

Instructions Unclear

Javascript Typescript Programming Debugging Frontend

1 month ago 205.0K views 0 shares

Someone clearly skipped the code review meeting. The validation says the minimum length is 100000 but the maximum is 999999. Then the error message demands "at least 100000 characters" while the user typed... 9995855? I've seen more logical requirements in government paperwork. This is what happens when the PM says "just make it secure" without specifying what that means.

AI: Your New 3AM Coding Companion

AI Typescript Programming Debugging

1 month ago 155.4K views 0 shares

Remember when your code buddy was just a rubber duck? Now we've got AI assistants responding to our desperate 3AM comments with heartfelt "Love you bro" messages. Nothing says modern programming quite like having an emotional exchange with a TypeScript file at monster-manager.ts while your real friends are asleep. The three-second "thinking" pause before the response is just *chef's kiss* - just enough time to make you forget you're talking to a machine that would absolutely ghost you if its server went down.

Context In Comments

Typescript Javascript Programming Debugging

1 month ago 191.8K views 0 shares

Ah, the classic "I'll fix it later" comment that's been sitting there since 2019. The code has an if-else statement that does exactly the same thing in both branches. Someone probably spent hours debugging why their overloaded function wasn't working, then just gave up and wrote this abomination with a promise to fix it "when TypeScript understands overloading well enough." Spoiler alert: they never fixed it, and three devs have since quit rather than touch this cursed file.

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