typescript Memes

Ah, the philosophical evolution of programming languages as told by dead guys who never saw a computer! The meme pairs historical philosophers with modern programming languages, suggesting each language embodies its paired philosopher's worldview. C is apparently Rousseau's "born free" child that will happily segfault your entire system. Python follows Locke's blank slate theory, which explains why it indents everything like a well-behaved toddler. Golang channels its inner Confucius by forcing you to handle errors properly (the horror!). TypeScript is Marx revolutionizing JavaScript by actually checking types before things break in production. C# brings Roman-style enterprise bureaucracy, demanding forms in triplicate before printing "Hello World." And C++ is basically Hobbes' view that without strict rules (like memory management), life is "nasty, brutish, and short" – just like your C++ program's runtime when you forget to free memory. The real joke? None of these philosophers lived to see their ideas implemented in code that would inevitably crash anyway.