Handling Exceptions Be Like

You know you've reached peak software engineering when your error handling strategy is literally "not my problem." Catching an exception just to immediately throw it again is like answering the phone, saying "nope," and hanging up. Zero value added, but hey, at least you can tell management you implemented proper exception handling. The best part? This actually compiles and runs. The code is technically doing something—it's just doing absolutely nothing useful. It's the programming equivalent of those meetings that could've been an email. Some junior dev probably added this during a panic-driven development session at 2 AM and somehow it made it past code review. We've all been there.