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That moment when you connect to production instead of staging and run your DELETE query without a WHERE clause. First comes panic, then comes the twisted acceptance that you've just created tomorrow's emergency meeting. Eight million rows gone and somehow you're sitting there with a smile because hey – at least the query was efficient! Nothing quite says "senior developer" like the calm that comes after realizing you've achieved catastrophic success.

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First day optimism vs battle-hardened reality. You show up ready to slay the legacy codebase dragon with your shiny best practices sword, only to eventually join the "if nobody touches it, nobody gets hurt" cult. The transformation from idealistic code hero to pragmatic survivor is the most reliable deployment pipeline in our industry. Fun fact: Studies show 94% of refactoring initiatives die quietly in Jira, labeled as "technical debt" until the heat death of the universe.

Initial joy: "Oh look, my favorite app updated!" Five minutes later: *staring at completely redesigned UI where nothing makes sense anymore, features you actually used are gone, and somehow the app is now 3x slower* Nothing quite like that special feeling when developers "fix" something that wasn't broken. Remember when you could just launch an app without having to relearn it every two weeks? Those were the days.