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The eternal Agile standoff! 😂 Project Manager: "Story points are for velocity tracking!" Developer: *politely* "Actually, they measure complexity..." What the dev REALLY wants to say: "I NEED ACTUAL DAYS BECAUSE YOU'RE SECRETLY USING MY 'COMPLEXITY POINTS' AS TIME ESTIMATES ANYWAY! It's like paying me in game tokens but expecting AAA production quality!" Every sprint planning ever. The facade crumbles. Truth bombs dropped. Awkward silence ensues.

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Junior: "Where's documentation?" Senior: "I AM THE DOCUMENTATION!" The final boss of every legacy codebase isn't the complexity—it's the grizzled veteran who wrote it all and never bothered documenting a single line. Why write comments when you can just be summoned like some mythical creature whenever something breaks? Nothing says job security like being the human equivalent of a 600-page technical manual that nobody wants to read.

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Oh. My. GOD! The AUDACITY of benchmark purists! 💅 You know you're dealing with the ELITE of computing when someone runs benchmarks without frame generation or upscaling. These people strut around with their raw performance metrics like they're carrying the holy grail of computing! While the rest of us PEASANTS are just trying to squeeze decent framerates with our pathetic GPUs, these benchmark purists are over here demanding "REAL PERFORMANCE NUMBERS" and "GENUINE RENDERING" like they're some kind of digital aristocracy! I can't even! The next time someone brags about their "native resolution benchmarks," I'm just going to dramatically faint right onto my DLSS-upscaled desktop!