Faster Approval Cheat Code

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Faster Approval Cheat Code

version-control-memes, documentation-memes, release-notes-memes, developer-humor-memes, product-management-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The absolute DARK ARTISTRY of software releases! Top image: developer frantically dancing around with an empty "What's New in This Version?" box because WHO HAS TIME to document changes when there are 47 espressos in your system?! Bottom image: the universal developer cop-out - "Misc fixes and improvements" - the magical phrase that could mean ANYTHING from "we fixed that one pixel that was 0.002mm off center" to "we completely rewrote the entire codebase but don't want to admit it." Product managers HATE this one simple trick! The perfect crime that absolutely no one can question because what are they gonna do? READ THE CODE?!

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